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The Clopen Effect

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Welcome to The Clopen Effect, a Funny Retail Podcast! Join us every week as we share our lives working in retail. Our lineup features fantastic guests, including local business owners, seasoned retail professionals, and the occasional surprise musician and artist. We're Basically Famous®!“By far the most relatable, humbling, and funniest podcast I’ve ever listened to! It keeps me busy at work, laughing, shaking my head in agreement, and remembering my own wild work stories. And it’s not always just about those crazy shifts—these hilarious women bring so much more. Give them a listen; you won’t be wasting your time!”

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263 episodes

  1. Beers at the Ballpark 28:43
  2. What Do You Bring to the Table? 39:05
  3. McHenry Murder Mystery 2026 39:15
  4. You Can't Park There 37:48
  5. Time to Talk Torture 40:07
  6. Spooky Stories and Murder.. sort of 20:38
  7. Part Two - The Artificial Takeover 31:10
  8. RIP Dolly Parton 9:57
  9. Part one of the Artificial Takeover 40:49
  10. Did You Work at McDonald's? 45:31
  11. Driving Lessons with Cassandra and Meredith 25:25
  12. This One, That One 39:44
  13. We Brake For Bad Service 33:38
  14. No No Bran Squares 37:54
  15. Adventures Around Town 35:44
  16. Outrageously Crazy Ways to Slay 40:37
  17. How Many? 28:45
  18. Cluckin' Clopen 39:30
  19. Zippers, Caps, and Gowns 28:28
  20. The ABC's of Retail 24:57
  21. Worms Make Me Squirm 30:53
  22. Cruisin’ With Enthusiasm 50:29
  23. What's a Frunchroom!? 34:26
  24. On the Phone with Author Dana Goldstein 1:07:19
  25. Once You Go Salon Mackk, You Never Go Back 51:28
  26. What's in Cass' Lunchbox? 52:05
  27. Don from Pawstock is here! Woodstock, IL 1:00:10
  28. Hometown Hug(s) with Alex 54:44
  29. Kishwaukee Brewing Take Over 38:15
  30. Smokin' Jenuine Coffee 52:23
  31. Blind Date with a Book - Lexie is here! 1:16:16
  32. Hardworking Hobbies 54:34
  33. Home of the Sparrow - Judy and Holly 1:02:22
  34. Wild Hunny Boutique - Eat, Shop, Love, Local 47:36
  35. Stay Warm, Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite 51:31
  36. Thankful For You F*ckers 2025 36:04
  37. Bellies Food Truck with Owner Chris 1:10:35
  38. Beavers and Buttglands (What is in our food!?) 1:04:10
  39. Spooky Ways to Live (Happy Halloween!) 57:32
  40. Spooky Season With the Bestie 54:12
  41. Haunting Thefts 34:12
  42. Don't Take Candy From Strangers 1:05:47
  43. Spooky Drinking with Devangelist 58:08
  44. Bathroom Breaks and Dirty Grapes 54:13
  45. Dying to Win (Competitive Eating Contests) 41:29
  46. Rest Stops and Snack Shops 1:04:52
  47. Washy Wishes 40:22
  48. Fair Food Poisoning 38:02
  49. ROY G. BIV 30:43
  50. Bread Math with Jason 1:00:27