Hello Dysfunction

S2 Ep372: If It’s Sticky, I’m Not Buying It

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I want a mannequin with lashes, lipstick, and absolutely no fucking surprises. Unfortunately, buying one used has me asking questions I never wanted to ask. Lev and I get into cheap lipstick, the phonetic alphabet I apparently missed, and why I’m not trailing behind any fucking man. Then we’re reading your shadiest confessions: car damage, messy friend groups, betrayal, and a prank call with a…