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Five Aside

Five-aside

This is the Five-a-side pod, essentially a futbol podcast although once in a while we will delve into other topics such as lifestyle, social/political issues, history etc

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163 episodes

  1. CARRICK ON THIN ICE! 🥶 Alonso OUT Next?! Arsenal vs Liverpool Gets HEATED! 26:53
  2. CHELSEA IN CRISIS! 😭 Alonso Under FIRE, Arsenal Drama & Ballon d’Or ROBBERY! 🏆 | Five Aside 1:28:58
  3. AK & DALU EPL TAKES : MAN UNITED IN THE MUD! 😭 Carrick OUT?! Bruno EXPOSED & Chelsea HUMILIATED! 45:04
  4. MAN UNITED IN THE MUD! 😭 Carrick Is a PE Teacher?! | Brighton Fan Predicts TOP 5! 15:28
  5. ARSENAL FANS ARE THEIR WORST ENEMY! 😭 Ødegaard vs Bruno, Gyökeres TEMU Edition & Liverpool Warning! 15:37
  6. CHELSEA GOT SPURRED! 💀 Tottenham Humble the Blues at Stamford Bridge | Five Aside 21:46
  7. EL CLÁSICO, EL CHAOS! 😂 Barca Want BLOOD & Man United Want MERCY | EPL Predictions 1:09:40
  8. BARCA GOT PSG'D! 😂 Man United in SHAMBLES 1:33:28
  9. CHELSEA ARE BACK?! 😂 AK's Dynasty Talk, Caicedo Masterclass & Enzo Who? 18:00
  10. ARSENAL'S HARAM BALL IS BACK! 😭 Saka Under Fire, Marinakis Mafia & United in Trouble! 20:17
  11. ARSENAL ON TRIAL! 😂 Chelsea's JP Morgan & United We Fall | EPL Predictions 34:40
  12. PSG Are Playing Chess, United Are Playing Ludo! 😭 | Five Aside 1:47:56
  13. Man United: Same Circus, Different Carrick? 🤡 | Arsenal, Chelsea & Liverpool Chaos 1:14:04
  14. Battle of the Bums! 💀 United vs Spurs, Liverpool vs City & Vini's Missing Twin | Five Aside 23:05
  15. Siu You Later? Ronaldo’s Portugal Dilemma, Man City & Olise vs Yamal 52:11
  16. Nigeria Needs Open-Heart Surgery, City in the Dock & Ronaldo Won’t Let Go 😭 1:19:17
  17. 115 Problems, But a Point Ain't One? Man City's Day of Reckoning! ⚖️💰 22:43
  18. Ballon d’Or Campaigns 🏆 | Madrid in Crisis, Barça Hype & Premier League Propaganda 47:52
  19. United Are STARVING, Arsenal Get Humbled & Spurs Fans Still Believe 😭 | Fan Interviews 36:51
  20. Alonso? I’ve Seen Enough. 12:24
  21. Quadratic Predictions: Arsenal Flex, United Stress & Madrid Derby Madness 20:18
  22. Manchester United Need an Exorcism… and Real Madrid Might Be Next 1:08:17
  23. MAN UTD TO SHOCK CITY?! 😳 | Our Premier League Predictions Get HEATED 18:04
  24. Champions League & Chill? Chelsea Can’t Relate 😭 56:50
  25. Kai Havertz, Chelsea Tax Collector! Arsenal Fight Back to Sink the Blues 32:29
  26. Goals or Clean Sheets? Weekend Predictions 13:37
  27. Winners, Losers & Transfer Window Abusers 1:06:36
  28. Money Can’t Buy Spurs Happiness 💸😭 | AK & Dalu’s EPL Takes — Gameweek 2 40:55
  29. Three Point Lane! Chelsea Win, Palmer’s Back & London Is Blue 15:37
  30. WE ARE SO BACK… SOME TEAMS AREN’T 😂 | AK & Dalu’s EPL Takes 27:23
  31. 21 Assists & No Control: Bruno Mars United Again 17:32
  32. Game Week Won Already? 😂 EPL Predictions, Upsets & 3-Point Audacity 9:34
  33. 2026/2027 Season Preview- Predictions, Pings & Pure Madness 1:14:52
  34. Gunner Be a Long Season! Arsenal Flex, Chelsea Dream & City Catch Strays 1:07:04
  35. Trebles, Tactics & Terrorball: Is Luis Enrique Already in the GOAT Debate? 35:14
  36. Rodri or Not, Here Barça Come! 😭 | Mourinho’s Madrid, Arsenal’s LW Problem & Transfer Madness 56:51
  37. Bruno Give me rice: Image Rights, Rashford Flights & Chelsea's Youth Hostel 1:11:11
  38. Transfer Window Shopping & FIFA's Price Tag 1:08:06
  39. World Cup Winners & Sinners | Our Best XI Has EVERYONE Arguing! 🏆🔥 43:05
  40. TuCHEL? England Bottled It! | World Cup Final Preview 🏆 ⭐ 1:12:52
  41. Au Revoir, Les Bleus! Spain Pass the French Test 🇪🇸🔥 12:12
  42. Tuchel Lit the Fuse! 🔥 Messi Awaits & Yamal Faces His Biggest Test 1:00:17
  43. Japan to Beat Brazil?! 😱 Ronaldo Under Fire & Knockout Predictions 1:19:37
  44. Ifs, Buts & El Bombas: Ronaldo’s Free-Kick Civil War! 1:12:01
  45. The World Cup Is Cooking (And Portugal Is Burnt) 54:32
  46. Cape Fear: France Fire While Spain Sweat 1:01:31
  47. Bafana Battered, Poch Under Pressure & Korea’s K-Pop Kick-Off 37:03
  48. World Cup is here, Atlanta’s Not Ready, Ronaldo’s Not Done, and Nigeria’s Not There 1:44:19
  49. An Arsenal Fan's Mum Tells Her Side of the Story 18:06
  50. PSG’d Off! Arsenal Fall on Pens, Fans Lose Their Heads & Dembele Enters Legend Status 25:18