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Get Caressed

Maya Caress

This show is about me talking about things I like and don't like. Sometimes I talk about the meaning of life and sometimes I talk about how in love I am with Joe Keery. It's a crapshoot every episode, but you will undoubtedly get caressed.

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47 episodes

  1. u don't need the swan, u just need queer eye 47:14
  2. i watched you can see everything three times in two days 1:22:38
  3. all roads lead back to the social network 42:43
  4. VERONICA OPEN THE DOOR!!!! 38:37
  5. everything is wall·e dude 46:38
  6. troye sivan is one of the greats whereas timothée chalamet is not...because he wants it too damn bad 43:56
  7. the secret lives of mormon wives is like eating a percy jackson las vegas lotus flower 27:06
  8. i'm a sandra bullock-inator and a nicole kiddie kid kidman 37:21
  9. dolly parton FOREVER! tim curry ALWAYS! yayoi kusama NOW! 37:20
  10. fifty shades is based on a supernatural mormon story 52:59
  11. trisha paytas what about bob-ed ethan klein 57:15
  12. matt johnson knows better than i 46:31
  13. four daughters vs one father > the avengers 59:18
  14. my lover and i figuring out how to sit for 55 minutes straight 53:04
  15. mercury retrograde mental breakdown 37:47
  16. i left for two weeks and understand carrie bradshaw now 57:55
  17. lotso huggin bear is the only true villain 34:09
  18. so i hit the new year like a single girl at a vegas bar 49:01
  19. the michael jackson episode. .. 47:48
  20. jean smart ate yall up 34:20
  21. the 90s hbo fairy tales radicalized me 36:24
  22. demi lovato keeps her highest heel on all y'all's necks 1:10:59
  23. keke palmer's man in the mirror made me believe in a higher power 1:04:19
  24. kacey musgraves anne hathaway and me 40:33
  25. lowkirkuinely i'm rethinking sacha baron cohen 1:06:01
  26. devon bostick, come home. the kids miss u 45:23
  27. so what if i say john early and charlie chaplin are of equal importance to me? 44:44
  28. does the world feel like the hunger games rn to you too? 46:24
  29. i met brooke shields as hannah montana's mom 36:54
  30. i respect miley cyrus more than anyone else on planet earth 48:40
  31. oh zara larson, thou art one of ze greats! 41:21
  32. on my show you'll never find a thrusting hip or bumping grind 1:23:52
  33. so where's the tiana merch at disneyworld? 48:00
  34. yea school of rock makes me cry and what about it? 33:39
  35. alexander skarsgard in pillion is the first time i've felt represented on screen 52:21
  36. terri joe is only getting started baby 39:34
  37. have i told you yet that amanda seyfried gave a terrific performance in the testament of ann lee? 1:08:00
  38. no more vegan red velvet cupcake vending machines 47:40
  39. isla fisher is gonna do it for me every time 39:49
  40. olivia rodrigo's unrealesed music stays on. 47:12
  41. i watch audra mcdonald's gypsy performance every night 44:00
  42. ross lynch taught me how to make a playlist 41:24
  43. paddington is an immigrant story first and foremost 51:17
  44. brenda song is my fav final girl 37:36
  45. sports car by tate mcrae is the best song ever made 1:03:42
  46. Gavin Creel (specifically in Eloise at the Plaza) 54:58
  47. pilot ep of the make-believer 36:09