Microphone Monkeys

Randy Oparowski

Microphone Monkeys is what happens when three microphones are left unattended and the producers don’t check the enclosure for sarcasm leaks.

Hosted by Randy Oparowski and Tripp Dettmering, this panel podcast proudly embraces the fact that none of the monkeys claim to have all the answers—just strong opinions, questionable metaphors, and a deep distrust of anything that requires a 400-page bill to explain. From libertarian philosophy and free-market capitalism to a classical, Constitution-as-written perspective, the Monkeys swing through current events with the grace of a three-legged primate on espresso.

Expect lively debate, self-inflicted insults, historical references that may or may not impress your high school civics teacher, and a relentless belief that voluntary exchange beats government coercion—delivered with enough humor to keep it from sounding like a think tank PowerPoint.

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Episodes

41 episodes

  1. Duct Tape Your Spouse Episode 1:03:10
  2. Uncooperative Monkeys! 1:05:45
  3. The Two Monkey Episode 1:03:29
  4. The Beetle Nut Episode 1:02:47
  5. Death by Enlarged Penis 1:07:29
  6. Lemur Flaming Tampons Episode 57:13
  7. Black Widow Russian Brides 1:04:37
  8. Feet Juice Revisited 1:07:24
  9. Michael is in the Barrel! 59:29
  10. Strip Club Monkeys 1:05:31
  11. Robot Toilet Pigeon Liver Episode 1:06:04
  12. Myrtle Mania with Jeffrey Mixon 10:50
  13. The AI Rat Crotch Panties Episode 1:02:20
  14. Randy O is Transitioning?! 1:03:20
  15. The Episode That Stinks! 1:01:33
  16. Sick Monkeys... in Every Way 1:04:09
  17. Serious Issues Like WAR! 43:12
  18. The Pigeon Invasion Episode! 1:03:09
  19. The Bronchitis Edition 42:23
  20. Season 1 Episode 1 33:26